Dialogue
Me: OK Universe. I'm ready. You can use me however you see best.
Universe: Thanks. Now, what are you going to do?
Me: I don't know. Isn't that up to you? You're supposed to tell me, right?
Universe: Umm. It doesn't quite work that way.
Me: It doesn't? So what do I do?
Universe: You have to choose, based on your best insights, and then listen, to see if you chose the best way.
Me: But I want you to TELL me. I want YOU to do that.
Universe: I've been making suggestions to you for years.
Me: Really? What did you say?
Universe: I asked you to Listen. You have to listen to your life. Then you have to act. Then I can help.
Me: But I want you to decide for me! I want guaranteed success!
Universe: That's not exactly how Free Will works....