Me: OK Universe. I'm ready. You can use me however you see best. Universe: Thanks. Now, what are you going to do? Me: I don't know. Isn't that up to you? You're supposed to tell me, right? Universe: Umm. It doesn't quite work that way. Me: It doesn't? So what do I do? Universe: You have to choose, based on your best insights, and then listen, to see if you chose the best way. Me: But I want you to TELL me. I want YOU to do that. Universe: I've been making suggestions to you for years. Me: Really? What did you say? Universe: I asked you to Listen. You have to listen to your life. Then you have to act. Then I can help. Me: But I want you to decide for me! I want guaranteed success! Universe: That's not exactly how Free Will works....